Wellington : After seeing the company’s dismal performance in the last quarter as well, the Chief Solution Architect, Eoin Morgan has shown serious intentions of quitting the company.
When inquired about the sudden disinterest towards the company Morgan became extra frank and quoted “Tumse Na Ho Payega” and did show a positive inclination towards joining a bright Irish start up- TheCricketGully.
After a serious debate with the HR and senior partners,the company has come to a conclusion that they will re-hire Kevin Pietersen on his recommendation. This is a direct message to sideline Chutiya management policies and to bring in a fresh perspective.
Meanwhile Morgan’s Whatsapp status reads -“Yo Bitch! Welcome back”
On a funny note, here is the match summary (In case you wish to give a damn!)
Feb 20, 2015 Wellington,New Zealand
Eng – 123/10 (33.2 Overs) Lost to New Zealand 125/2 (12.2 overs)
MoM- Tim Southee for his magnificent spell of 33-7.