Murali Vijay spotted playing squash, gets a call from Big Boss!


With the competitive South African tour lined up BCCI decided to give more match practise to the players and made the practise sessions mandatory to attend. When enquired about the unavailability of Murali Vijay and Ishant Sharma by the coach in the very first session, it was told that they couldn’t make it as they were still under hangover from the last night’s party which apparently they both had thrown to each other after their unexpected inclusion in side for the African tour.

As if they mattered much, Duncan decided to proceed with the session. The very same evening when he saw Vijay working on his technique in the free time instead of watching John Terry’s (who seem to be his role model) game, raised some concerns in his mind. Something was seriously wrong.

The next morning when Vijay was found absent for the practise session making it two in a row, Duncan decided to turn himself into a detective and finally got hold of him. Vijay was spotted in the club area practising squash with the song “Bhaag DK “being played in the loop. Now this was a major development in the Murali Vijay case considering the fact that Duncan could understand Hindi after spending so much time in here and “Bhaag” was something provoking.

The unreal times of India added fuel to the fire with an eye catchy headline-” Dinesh Karthik engaged to India’s sensational woman squash player Dipika Pallikal.” Duncan finally figured out the gist of the scenario and tweeted “It’s like watching #The Game of Thrones in the Indian dressing room. By the way everything is fair in love, war and cricket. Beware #Dinesh- for the second time! Some one is trying to squash you again man”

To that, once bitten DK posted “Tension illa guru”.

Soon with the tweets going viral, the Indian media got involved. Now this was some serious masala stuff .Tarun was no more in the radar. Vijay had become everyone’s eye candy and an overnight star for whatsoever the reasons were. He was declared as the brand ambassador of Sun TV and was offered to be a part of Tamil version of Big Boss, which apparently he declined. According to rumours he wants to make it large and is waiting for a call from Colors for the Big Boss season-8.Looking at his current form in cricket, his availability for the show won’t be an issue l guess.

Tejpal thanked him personally on twitter and promised to put the trio -Dinesh, Dipika and Vijay on Tehelka’s next cover.Meanwhile,a ray of hope emerges for the in-form Ranji’s Bradman -Wasim Jaffer but selectors are most likely to give him Babaji ka thullu considering  the fact that age is not just a state of mind for them.

Disclaimer – It’s a fake write up. No offence to anyone.


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